Boetry: A Genius In Verse – Vol. 2

Boetry: A Genius In Verse – Vol. 2

“I am a writer.” A simple sentence spoken by thousands of dreamers and protagonists in Woody Allen movies. However, I shall forever remember the day I stopped using the phrase, for that was the day I discovered the work of Jorben Bowen. Undeniably the greatest genius in the history of words and/or the universe, what …

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Boetry: The Poetry of a Great Mind – Vol. 1

Boetry: The Poetry of a Great Mind – Vol. 1

Born in a place in a year, acclaimed Scandinavian genius Jorben Bowen has gone on to become an incredibly acclaimed Scandinavian genius. Regarded as probably the greatest writer of the written word in history, Jorben is very reclusive and even more selective over where his poems are published. Very few publications are up to his …

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Damien Green is the Second-Most Powerful Politician in Britain. But Who is Damien Green?

Damien Green is the Second-Most Powerful Politician in Britain. But Who is Damien Green?

Damien Green is the second-most powerful politician in Britain. And yet, prior to deciding to write this article, if you had asked me “Who is Damien Green?”, I fear I might have replied “Isn’t he a goalkeeper?”. In my mind, Theresa May was stood on her own when she signed the DUP agreement. I remember …

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Welcome to Discharge.

Welcome to Discharge.

Hey! Remember us? We were best friends until you started wearing make-up and got really into boys and we took a hiatus from doing podcasts and completely missed our supposed comeback date. Well, we’re back, and ready to make you realise you did miss us after all! We know it isn’t September 22nd, and we …

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EPISODE #97: 100% Pure Robbie from concentrate

EPISODE #97: 100% Pure Robbie from concentrate

Our podcast is much like orange juice. Perfect with your breakfast, refreshing, and containing a lengthy story about the frustrating sexual fantasies of an old woman. Here’s a really good podcast! This week, Robbie is chased around a tent by an old woman, Ben sends abuse over a PS4, and James recounts the tales of …

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EPISODE #96: Love Island Special!!!!

EPISODE #96: Love Island Special!!!!

One island. Two winners. Like eight hundred and thirty stupid people trying to fuck each other. It’s the TV show you’ve been sort-of confused about when your colleagues talk about it, everyone! It’s time Team Discharge familiarise themselves with the TV event of ITV2 between 9 and 10:30 on the evenings it was on. This …

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EPISODE #95: Some Sort of Billy Joel Orang-Utan Dystopia

EPISODE #95: Some Sort of Billy Joel Orang-Utan Dystopia

Welcome back, friend, to your favourite place for ears. This week, Ben solves climate change, Brexit, endangered species and NHS funding, Robbie accidentally watches tennis, and James is a detective with no time for political correctness. All this and probably slightly more. It’s the Verbal Discharge podcast, ladies and gentleorangs. To listen to the podcast, …

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Hey, where have you been?

Hey, where have you been?

Hello Dischargees, You might have noticed we’ve been undergoing a patch of radio silence these past few weeks. Verbal Discharge has always been a podcast about the lives and views of 4 white men in a first-world country, because there aren’t enough podcasts that fit that description. Sadly, sometimes life gets in the way of …

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Corbyn and Nine Other Pop Culture Hitlers That Headlined At Glastonbury

Corbyn and Nine Other Pop Culture Hitlers That Headlined At Glastonbury

I could just see him. I pushed my head above the crowd at Glastonbury like a drowning rat desperately surfacing for air. He looked resplendent: his little moustache neatly trimmed, his armband secured tightly, and his Schutzstaffel hat tilted just slightly toward stage left. The crowd began to chant as he recited the final lines …

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Rocket League (PS4) – Part One

Rocket League (PS4) – Part One

  Last week Robbie and James played the game Cricket 2004, and found themselves dying of boredom. This week Jordan, James, and Robbie attempt to pull themselves from out of their stupor by playing the crisp and engaging Rocket League. Like three men who know nothing about football or cars, they talk about football and …

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