Author: Discharge.

One of the contributors to the world's third-to-best podcast not about squid, writing in third person and pretending to be the collective.
Welcome to Discharge.

Welcome to Discharge.

Hey! Remember us? We were best friends until you started wearing make-up and got really into boys and we took a hiatus from doing podcasts and completely missed our supposed comeback date. Well, we’re back, and ready to make you realise you did miss us after all! We know it isn’t September 22nd, and we …

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EPISODE #97: 100% Pure Robbie from concentrate

EPISODE #97: 100% Pure Robbie from concentrate

Our podcast is much like orange juice. Perfect with your breakfast, refreshing, and containing a lengthy story about the frustrating sexual fantasies of an old woman. Here’s a really good podcast! This week, Robbie is chased around a tent by an old woman, Ben sends abuse over a PS4, and James recounts the tales of …

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EPISODE #96: Love Island Special!!!!

EPISODE #96: Love Island Special!!!!

One island. Two winners. Like eight hundred and thirty stupid people trying to fuck each other. It’s the TV show you’ve been sort-of confused about when your colleagues talk about it, everyone! It’s time Team Discharge familiarise themselves with the TV event of ITV2 between 9 and 10:30 on the evenings it was on. This …

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EPISODE #95: Some Sort of Billy Joel Orang-Utan Dystopia

EPISODE #95: Some Sort of Billy Joel Orang-Utan Dystopia

Welcome back, friend, to your favourite place for ears. This week, Ben solves climate change, Brexit, endangered species and NHS funding, Robbie accidentally watches tennis, and James is a detective with no time for political correctness. All this and probably slightly more. It’s the Verbal Discharge podcast, ladies and gentleorangs. To listen to the podcast, …

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Hey, where have you been?

Hey, where have you been?

Hello Dischargees, You might have noticed we’ve been undergoing a patch of radio silence these past few weeks. Verbal Discharge has always been a podcast about the lives and views of 4 white men in a first-world country, because there aren’t enough podcasts that fit that description. Sadly, sometimes life gets in the way of …

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Rocket League (PS4) – Part One

Rocket League (PS4) – Part One

  Last week Robbie and James played the game Cricket 2004, and found themselves dying of boredom. This week Jordan, James, and Robbie attempt to pull themselves from out of their stupor by playing the crisp and engaging Rocket League. Like three men who know nothing about football or cars, they talk about football and …

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A Personal Appeal from Verbal Discharge

A Personal Appeal from Verbal Discharge

Three heartbreaking true stories. One way for you to help. You can support Discharge, and these brave young men, at https://www.patreon.com/Discharge. Discharge. One of the contributors to the world’s third-to-best podcast not about squid, writing in third person and pretending to be the collective.

EPISODE #94: Cumming In Flubber: The Video Game

EPISODE #94: Cumming In Flubber: The Video Game

When the polling cards go away, the dick jokes come to play. Last week, Britain went to the polls, and put into motion events that could last years, strengthening the political discourse and creating endless amounts of things for us to talk about. So instead, we spent an hour and a half talking about dicks …

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Get It Right This Election Night

Get It Right This Election Night

There’s an election on the eighth of June. We want you to get it right and vote for Verbal Discharge’s coverage of the general election results. Live on Election Night, from 10:30PM. What we’ve done here is turn a parody of something quickly becoming a meme into a means of promoting our own thing, because …

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Do you suffer from Election Results Night Syndrome?

Do you suffer from Election Results Night Syndrome?

Verbal Discharge’s own Robbie Owen has an important announcement ahead of this Thursday’s election results night. 8 in 10 Dimbleby viewers suffer from Election Night Syndrome. Are you one? Discharge. One of the contributors to the world’s third-to-best podcast not about squid, writing in third person and pretending to be the collective.

EPISODE #93: ONE GODDAMN WEEK TO GO

EPISODE #93: ONE GODDAMN WEEK TO GO

Disclaimer: The following podcast contains so much politics, it contains a disclaimer warning you about how much politics it contains. There’s one week to go until the UK’s general election, and we won’t let you forget it. James, Robbie and Jordan discuss the highs and lows of the still-unfurling campaign, and tackle each of the …

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