Author: James Bosson

James Bosson is best known as the loudest member of Verbal Discharge. He spends most of his free time obsessively shouting at the News.
I am Donald Trump’s Evil Twin – Dark Trump! (PART 1)

I am Donald Trump’s Evil Twin – Dark Trump! (PART 1)

Behold, mortals! Cower in fear at the presence of I, Dark Trump! You may well have heard of my twin brother, President Donald Trump. He’s been causing quite the stir of late in your petty ‘news outlets’ and ‘political spheres’. Truly, it cannot be denied that the Donald is a controversial and divisive figure, but …

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Listen Here, EU, I’ve Got Something To Say

Listen Here, EU, I’ve Got Something To Say

Alright, mate? How’s it going? How’s the wife and kids? Killed in a barn-fire? I’m sorry to hear that. Anyway, I can’t help but hear all this fuss about the EU. Its all over the place isn’t it? It’s on the tip of everyone’s tongue, like the Strictly final or a small piece of card …

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Top 5 Celebrities You WON’T BELIEVE Used to Have Marginally Successful Rap Careers!

Top 5 Celebrities You WON’T BELIEVE Used to Have Marginally Successful Rap Careers!

There’s lots of celebrities. An awful lot. I don’t even know how many, and I know a lot of things. I know that the sun goes down, and I know that you shouldn’t put metal in the microwave. I’m a genius, really. Despite all these credits to my name, I still don’t know how many …

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14 Things Doctors Don’t Want YOU To Know!

14 Things Doctors Don’t Want YOU To Know!

Doctors know a lot of things, there is no disputing that. My Doctor once looked into my eyes and saw the future. At least, I think that was a Doctor, albeit a homeless and drunk one. The point is, Doctors are smart. Very smart. They are Doctor Doctor Science Surgeon People and they have degrees …

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New Year, New You: A Verbal Discharge Guide to New Year’s Resolutions

New Year, New You: A Verbal Discharge Guide to New Year’s Resolutions

Well, loyal Discharge fans, it looks like that time is finally upon us. Old Grandfather Time has reached the end of yet another calender year, and he’s already dousing himself in gasoline and getting ready to set himself ablaze. Worry not though, witless peons, this annual bout of self immolation brings with it the New …

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HOW TO: Kill Your Arch-Nemesis

HOW TO: Kill Your Arch-Nemesis

The time has come and you know it. They stole your favourite set of nesting dolls, or burnt your crops, or had passionate intercourse with your partner, or something like that. I’m speaking of course, about your Arch-Nemesis…

HOW TO: Form a Cult in 5 Easy Steps

HOW TO: Form a Cult in 5 Easy Steps

C’mon, admit it. You’ve thought about it before haven’t you? Its okay, you can shamelessly come forward with your confession, we’ve all been there. Be it whilst dusting the house or working your nine-to-five, the thought has occurred to all of us; “everything would be so much easier if I was the charismatic head of …

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The Annunciation (Biblical Tales: How it Really Went Down 2/3)

The Annunciation (Biblical Tales: How it Really Went Down 2/3)

Could it really be true? Could Verbal Discharge really have uncovered yet another concerningly true tale of Biblical lore? Friends, readers, strangers who have somehow found this blog online, lets delve into yet another retelling of a well known Biblical tale, lets look at: The Annunciation.   James BossonJames Bosson is best known as the …

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