Author: Robbie Owen

Nick Clegg apologist.
Damien Green is the Second-Most Powerful Politician in Britain. But Who is Damien Green?

Damien Green is the Second-Most Powerful Politician in Britain. But Who is Damien Green?

Damien Green is the second-most powerful politician in Britain. And yet, prior to deciding to write this article, if you had asked me “Who is Damien Green?”, I fear I might have replied “Isn’t he a goalkeeper?”. In my mind, Theresa May was stood on her own when she signed the DUP agreement. I remember …

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22 Cardigans Mark Wahlberg has never worn

22 Cardigans Mark Wahlberg has never worn

Responsible for some films that some people have seen, Mark Wahlberg is a man many other men look up to.  Though his acting is indisputably describable as human, two-time Oscar nominee Mark is best known as a wearer of cardigans. In fact, he once wore a cardigan so well he quite literally stopped time, though …

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11 Times So-And-So Was Our Favourite Character in Scrubs

11 Times So-And-So Was Our Favourite Character in Scrubs

Undeniably the greatest sitcom starring Zac Braff to run for 182 episodes between October 2, 2001 and March 17, 2010, Scrubs holds a firm place in so many of our hearts. In fact, the only things that are more feverishly entrenched in the four chambers of our favourite hollow muscular organ than our favourite show …

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The shocking TRUE Jeremy Corbyn stories Britain’s Left-Wing bias media WON’T print!

The shocking TRUE Jeremy Corbyn stories Britain’s Left-Wing bias media WON’T print!

Jeremy Corbyn, the aging communist best known for shooting Harambe the gorilla, has the British media in the palm of his hand. Ever since he first crawled out of his Stalin nappies and into a hideous home-knitted jumper, Corbyn has known how to manipulate the press better than anyone else. This has seen him, despite …

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22 Things All British People Say On Hot Days

22 Things All British People Say On Hot Days

You can always tell when it’s a hot day in Britain. There are so many tell-tale signs: the shameless, topless dad-bods, the Calippo shots, the supermarkets suddenly selling shades and frisbees, the empty libraries, the fact it’s really hot… It’s also clear because we, the British, fall back upon a few favourite seasonal phrases. These are …

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18 facts you probably didn’t know about Ethan Hawke*!

18 facts you probably didn’t know about Ethan Hawke*!

*You probably didn’t know them because none of them are true. Since rising to prominence in Peter Weir’s 1989 film Dead Poets Society (The film that set the bar unrealistically high for English teachers everywhere), Ethan Hawke has gone on to star in movies such as Before Sunrise (The film that set the bar unrealistically …

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9 amazing Batman Vs Superman Easter Eggs You Missed!

9 amazing Batman Vs Superman Easter Eggs You Missed!

Last Friday, Batman Versus Superman Colon Dawn of Justice opened in cinemas worldwide, just one day after the majority of the audience decided they hated the film. The movie has been coming close to breaking box-office records everywhere, with multiple people buying tickets in at least seven cinemas. However, whilst lots of people have looked …

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Why the song ‘What’s Up?’ by 4 Non-Blondes is the greatest song of all time

Why the song ‘What’s Up?’ by 4 Non-Blondes is the greatest song of all time

Every week, Verbal Discharge produces upwards of an hour of audio goodness. Most of the time, we turn up with enough content prepared to fill about eighteen minutes. Sometimes, however, we have stuff that doesn’t make the grain. Sometimes stuff hits the cutting room floor, or gets bumped for time reasons, or it just doesn’t …

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EXCLUSIVE: The Six Nations’ coaches tactics leaked!

EXCLUSIVE: The Six Nations’ coaches tactics leaked!

Last year, the rugby world was ‘rocked’ when Australia coach Michael Cheika’s masterplan to stop the All Blacks was leaked ahead of the Rugby World Cup Final. It included details that have since revolutionised rugby, such as ‘Catch everything’ and the revelation that, unlike Derek Zoolander, Dan Carter can run left. However, these rugby truths …

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