Author: Robbie Owen

Nick Clegg apologist.
Top 10 Things Donald Trump Actually, Really, Definitely Said

Top 10 Things Donald Trump Actually, Really, Definitely Said

There are very few political figures who polarise people as much as real-life Donald Trump parody, Donald Trump. The real-estate mogul-turned-genuine presidential candidate has one of the biggest mouthes in US politics, which is to be expected, seeing as he is Sam the Eagle from the Muppets in human form. He has the ability to …

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Top 10 Things to See and Do in Derby!

Top 10 Things to See and Do in Derby!

I am a man, and in order to continue being a man, I must be currently positioned in a location. Whilst I have considered the alternative of instead becoming ethereal, I have come to the decision that I would rather stay where I am, and that where is the glorious city of Derby! Derby is …

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Top 10 Tips for Freshers!!

Top 10 Tips for Freshers!!

The long summer has but recently knocked itself on the head, like a policeman with a baton in a comedy crime caper, unconscious for seemingly a year. You sit, nervously, panicking about the times ahead. ‘Boy,’ you say to yourself with a wistful sigh ‘University!’. But you shouldn’t panic, because university is not scary, and it’s …

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The Scorsese Boots List

The Scorsese Boots List

We’ve all been there. Most recently, I was there in February last year. I was sat on the Indigo Line bus from Nottingham to Derby at about eight-thirty at night when on walked Joe Pesci, panting and doing his best to conceal a gun under his seedy topcoat. I did not ask him at the …

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This Mourning: A Phillip Schofield Fanfic

This Mourning: A Phillip Schofield Fanfic

Phillip Schofield climbed the stairs slowly. This was by far the least glamorous part of his job. Making sure the Dan Wesson M119 ACP pistol was loaded, he let out a sigh and entered the room. It was bland as ever, the ITV clean-up team having done an excellent job as usual. The room’s sole …

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The Films That Almost Caused Nuclear War

The Films That Almost Caused Nuclear War

It may yet transpire that, in hundreds of years time, our children’s grandchildren could well be reading the name ‘Seth Rogen’ in their history books. While key artistic achievements such as Guilt Trip and The Green Hornet may have faded into the void of time, he could well be remembered, not a movie star, but …

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Every Planet of the Apes film.

Every Planet of the Apes film.

This summer saw the release of Dawn of the Planet of the Apes; a film in which it dawned on apes that they lived on a planet or in which a lady called Dawn was on the Planet of the Apes or a in which it was Dawn on the Planet of the Apes or …

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