Category: Politics

Damien Green is the Second-Most Powerful Politician in Britain. But Who is Damien Green?

Damien Green is the Second-Most Powerful Politician in Britain. But Who is Damien Green?

Damien Green is the second-most powerful politician in Britain. And yet, prior to deciding to write this article, if you had asked me “Who is Damien Green?”, I fear I might have replied “Isn’t he a goalkeeper?”. In my mind, Theresa May was stood on her own when she signed the DUP agreement. I remember …

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Corbyn and Nine Other Pop Culture Hitlers That Headlined At Glastonbury

Corbyn and Nine Other Pop Culture Hitlers That Headlined At Glastonbury

I could just see him. I pushed my head above the crowd at Glastonbury like a drowning rat desperately surfacing for air. He looked resplendent: his little moustache neatly trimmed, his armband secured tightly, and his Schutzstaffel hat tilted just slightly toward stage left. The crowd began to chant as he recited the final lines …

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Magic Money Tree Tells PM to ‘Fuck Off’

Magic Money Tree Tells PM to ‘Fuck Off’

Prime Minister and chairwoman of Witches Without Brooms Theresa May, 151, has announced that she wants to appoint the infamous Magic Money Tree to her ministerial cabinet. In-between meetings with the DUP and Robert Mugabe, Prime Minister May found the time to release a statement claiming that, by bringing Mr Mun-E-Tree into a ministerial position, …

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I am Donald Trump’s Evil Twin – Dark Trump! (PART 1)

I am Donald Trump’s Evil Twin – Dark Trump! (PART 1)

Behold, mortals! Cower in fear at the presence of I, Dark Trump! You may well have heard of my twin brother, President Donald Trump. He’s been causing quite the stir of late in your petty ‘news outlets’ and ‘political spheres’. Truly, it cannot be denied that the Donald is a controversial and divisive figure, but …

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Eight Times Someone Definitely Said Something, Someplace, Sometime

Eight Times Someone Definitely Said Something, Someplace, Sometime

I’ve spent four years, two degrees, and over £50,000 broadening my horizons at University. What I learnt was this, somebody, somewhere, said something and that is somewhat important for some reason So here is the definitive list of some things people have said, with some citations, in some sort of a list.   1.    Erm… …

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The shocking TRUE Jeremy Corbyn stories Britain’s Left-Wing bias media WON’T print!

The shocking TRUE Jeremy Corbyn stories Britain’s Left-Wing bias media WON’T print!

Jeremy Corbyn, the aging communist best known for shooting Harambe the gorilla, has the British media in the palm of his hand. Ever since he first crawled out of his Stalin nappies and into a hideous home-knitted jumper, Corbyn has known how to manipulate the press better than anyone else. This has seen him, despite …

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Listen Here, EU, I’ve Got Something To Say

Listen Here, EU, I’ve Got Something To Say

Alright, mate? How’s it going? How’s the wife and kids? Killed in a barn-fire? I’m sorry to hear that. Anyway, I can’t help but hear all this fuss about the EU. Its all over the place isn’t it? It’s on the tip of everyone’s tongue, like the Strictly final or a small piece of card …

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9 Things ALL Popes Know To Be True.

9 Things ALL Popes Know To Be True.

Mobility: If you have more than 45 degrees of flexibility in any of your joints, you can’t be Pope. It’s just true. God is really annoying: You’ve reached the pinnacle of Catholic positioning. You are the Pope, no one on earth is higher than you in this hierarchy. But every time you stand in your …

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I MET GOD AND HE LOOKED JUST LIKE NOTORIOUS UGANDAN WARLORD, JOSEPH KONY

I MET GOD AND HE LOOKED JUST LIKE NOTORIOUS UGANDAN WARLORD, JOSEPH KONY

Yes, that’s right. You read the title correctly. After a chance encounter with God himself in the queue at the chippy, I can officially confirm with unflinching certainty that God is not only real, but also sometimes treats himself to a battered cod at the Kigumba Fish Bar. James BossonJames Bosson is best known as the …

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The Films That Almost Caused Nuclear War

The Films That Almost Caused Nuclear War

It may yet transpire that, in hundreds of years time, our children’s grandchildren could well be reading the name ‘Seth Rogen’ in their history books. While key artistic achievements such as Guilt Trip and The Green Hornet may have faded into the void of time, he could well be remembered, not a movie star, but …

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