Category: Masterpieces

Poetry and prose, courtesy of acclaimed Scandinavian genius, Jorben Bowen.

Boetry: A Genius In Verse – Vol. 2

Boetry: A Genius In Verse – Vol. 2

“I am a writer.” A simple sentence spoken by thousands of dreamers and protagonists in Woody Allen movies. However, I shall forever remember the day I stopped using the phrase, for that was the day I discovered the work of Jorben Bowen. Undeniably the greatest genius in the history of words and/or the universe, what …

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Boetry: The Poetry of a Great Mind – Vol. 1

Boetry: The Poetry of a Great Mind – Vol. 1

Born in a place in a year, acclaimed Scandinavian genius Jorben Bowen has gone on to become an incredibly acclaimed Scandinavian genius. Regarded as probably the greatest writer of the written word in history, Jorben is very reclusive and even more selective over where his poems are published. Very few publications are up to his …

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#59: AUDIOBOOK: Life’s a Dog by Jorben Bowen (Read by the cast of Verbal Discharge)

#59: AUDIOBOOK: Life’s a Dog by Jorben Bowen (Read by the cast of Verbal Discharge)

The greatest novelist residing in the living world, Scandinavian genius Jorben Bowen, has written a brand new novella. It’s a mind-bending thriller about a podcasting dog, with a thickening plot and twists aplenty. And the only place you can access it is here, in audiobook form, on the Verbal Discharge podcast. Yes, that’s right! After …

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The Expedition to find the Star Wars fan

The Expedition to find the Star Wars fan

  We’d been camping for days in this vast and dense jungle, cutting through vines and, regrettably, resorting to consuming our guide’s flesh to survive. The tender meat of his hips satisfied the rumbling in our stomachs, but the stringy brain tissue set our minds into unrest. Almost regressing our mental processes back to childhood. …

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This Mourning: A Phillip Schofield Fanfic

This Mourning: A Phillip Schofield Fanfic

Phillip Schofield climbed the stairs slowly. This was by far the least glamorous part of his job. Making sure the Dan Wesson M119 ACP pistol was loaded, he let out a sigh and entered the room. It was bland as ever, the ITV clean-up team having done an excellent job as usual. The room’s sole …

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