Category: Stories

The Expedition to find the Star Wars fan

The Expedition to find the Star Wars fan

  We’d been camping for days in this vast and dense jungle, cutting through vines and, regrettably, resorting to consuming our guide’s flesh to survive. The tender meat of his hips satisfied the rumbling in our stomachs, but the stringy brain tissue set our minds into unrest. Almost regressing our mental processes back to childhood. …

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This Mourning: A Phillip Schofield Fanfic

This Mourning: A Phillip Schofield Fanfic

Phillip Schofield climbed the stairs slowly. This was by far the least glamorous part of his job. Making sure the Dan Wesson M119 ACP pistol was loaded, he let out a sigh and entered the room. It was bland as ever, the ITV clean-up team having done an excellent job as usual. The room’s sole …

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