Category: Sport

EXCLUSIVE: The Six Nations’ coaches tactics leaked!

EXCLUSIVE: The Six Nations’ coaches tactics leaked!

Last year, the rugby world was ‘rocked’ when Australia coach Michael Cheika’s masterplan to stop the All Blacks was leaked ahead of the Rugby World Cup Final. It included details that have since revolutionised rugby, such as ‘Catch everything’ and the revelation that, unlike Derek Zoolander, Dan Carter can run left. However, these rugby truths …

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How To Work Out At Legoland Windsor Resort

How To Work Out At Legoland Windsor Resort

Okay bro, picture this – it’s your nine year old nephew’s birthday and you’ve gone with your actual bro’s family to Legoland Windsor Resort for a few days (God knows you need the company, you’ve spent every day for the past month staring into a gym mirror with only veiny arms and creatine shits to …

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Tommy ‘The Blade’ Borrell’s Top 5 Tips for a Successful Knife Fight

Tommy ‘The Blade’ Borrell’s Top 5 Tips for a Successful Knife Fight

A team of archaeologists unearthed a series of documents early last week in the wonderful land of Kent. These documents consist primarily of the hand-written memoirs of 16th century knife-fighting champion Tommy ‘The Blade’ Borrell. Even at the time of writing, these are being compiled into a chunky volume ready to hit the shelves of …

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