Category: Amazing True Stories

I am Donald Trump’s Evil Twin – Dark Trump! (PART 1)

I am Donald Trump’s Evil Twin – Dark Trump! (PART 1)

Behold, mortals! Cower in fear at the presence of I, Dark Trump! You may well have heard of my twin brother, President Donald Trump. He’s been causing quite the stir of late in your petty ‘news outlets’ and ‘political spheres’. Truly, it cannot be denied that the Donald is a controversial and divisive figure, but …

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Five Occasions That Prove That Having a Berserker as a Best Friend is Harder Than it Seems.

Five Occasions That Prove That Having a Berserker as a Best Friend is Harder Than it Seems.

‘Now don’t get me wrong, deep down, Nathan is a really nice guy. But please don’t bring him to the party tonight, not until he has sorted out of that weird berserker problem of his.’ 1.) Parties     My best friend Nathan is a right laugh, everything he does is proper funny. However, when …

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This Is The Best Pig You’ve Ever Seen

This Is The Best Pig You’ve Ever Seen

Hold up. Hold the fucking phone and stop what you’re doing. I’m addressing you, the reader, as a passer-by in my street of words. I, the town crier or market vendor in a busy Victorian-era cobble road, stand atop an empty, upturned apple crate and shout at you with my open palm perpendicular to my …

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The Expedition to find the Star Wars fan

The Expedition to find the Star Wars fan

  We’d been camping for days in this vast and dense jungle, cutting through vines and, regrettably, resorting to consuming our guide’s flesh to survive. The tender meat of his hips satisfied the rumbling in our stomachs, but the stringy brain tissue set our minds into unrest. Almost regressing our mental processes back to childhood. …

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To coincide with the release of Legend, I went down the street shooting at people

To coincide with the release of Legend, I went down the street shooting at people

“Argh” said a bystander at exactly 4:10 this morning. “Please stop shooting at us” Another said “My dad got shot in the leg, please we need a doctor” But what these people didn’t understand was that to correspond with the release of Legend, Brian Helgeland’s biopic of the infamous Kray twins starring Mad Max’s Tom …

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The Scorsese Boots List

The Scorsese Boots List

We’ve all been there. Most recently, I was there in February last year. I was sat on the Indigo Line bus from Nottingham to Derby at about eight-thirty at night when on walked Joe Pesci, panting and doing his best to conceal a gun under his seedy topcoat. I did not ask him at the …

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I MET GOD AND HE LOOKED JUST LIKE NOTORIOUS UGANDAN WARLORD, JOSEPH KONY

I MET GOD AND HE LOOKED JUST LIKE NOTORIOUS UGANDAN WARLORD, JOSEPH KONY

Yes, that’s right. You read the title correctly. After a chance encounter with God himself in the queue at the chippy, I can officially confirm with unflinching certainty that God is not only real, but also sometimes treats himself to a battered cod at the Kigumba Fish Bar. James BossonJames Bosson is best known as the …

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