Boetry: The Poetry of a Great Mind – Vol. 1

Boetry: The Poetry of a Great Mind – Vol. 1

Born in a place in a year, acclaimed Scandinavian genius Jorben Bowen has gone on to become an incredibly acclaimed Scandinavian genius. Regarded as probably the greatest writer of the written word in history, Jorben is very reclusive and even more selective over where his poems are published. Very few publications are up to his remarkable standards. However, the man known to his friends as ‘The Genius’ (Capital T, capital G) has selected his loyal disciples at Discharge. to bring his work to the world. Below are six poems by the great man, the first of his work published since The News of the World went under. And we begin with his simple, iconic masterpiece, ‘Is the Queen live in Telford?’. Please enjoy.

 

Is the Queen live in Telford?

No.

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My hair bop bop bopped to the funky funky beat.

My legs sway sway swayed to the funky funky beat.

My face swell swell swelled to the funky funky beat.

My arms vibrate vibrate vibrated to the funky funky beat.

My rectum ate ate ate to the funky funky beat.

My thumb tap tap tapped to the funky funky beat.

My knee exist exist existed alongside the funky funky beat.

My eyes close close closed to the funky funky beat.

 

There is no music.

There is only change.

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The pogo-stick is long.

It is a toy to go up and down.

Like life.

And space hoppers.

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The Bible isn’t waterproof,

And I am Wet.

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You are amazing
You have life
You have love
You have ideas
You have dreams
And the inevitable heat death of the universe will ensure that any and all trace of you is completely wiped from memory

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My parents

My teachers

Society

Tells me that I am weak

But I am strong

Stronger than people think

Stronger than you know

I am as strong as Hafthor Bjornson

Who once deadlifted 460kg.

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Discharge shall bring you plenty more from the ultimate genius of wording in the coming days and weeks. Feel free to follow us on Twitter and Facebook so you know when that happens, or alternative just refresh out homepage repeatedly until something new is there.

The greatest writer of the written word in contemporary literature, and an undeniable genius. Enjoys alcoholism, Play-Doh, and being reclusive.

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