Tag: Cool

Five Occasions That Prove That Having a Berserker as a Best Friend is Harder Than it Seems.

Five Occasions That Prove That Having a Berserker as a Best Friend is Harder Than it Seems.

‘Now don’t get me wrong, deep down, Nathan is a really nice guy. But please don’t bring him to the party tonight, not until he has sorted out of that weird berserker problem of his.’ 1.) Parties     My best friend Nathan is a right laugh, everything he does is proper funny. However, when …

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18 facts you probably didn’t know about Ethan Hawke*!

18 facts you probably didn’t know about Ethan Hawke*!

*You probably didn’t know them because none of them are true. Since rising to prominence in Peter Weir’s 1989 film Dead Poets Society (The film that set the bar unrealistically high for English teachers everywhere), Ethan Hawke has gone on to star in movies such as Before Sunrise (The film that set the bar unrealistically …

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EPISODE #48: Pop-Up Pirate, MD’s Sexy Scam

EPISODE #48: Pop-Up Pirate, MD’s Sexy Scam

AHAAHHA! Here’s a podcast to treasure, me buckos! Verbal Discharge! Whichever lilly-livered podcast-host makes you crack up first, wins the game! But no one knows where the laughs are going to pop out next! Shiver me timbers, Verbal Discharge is a barrel of fun! From Tomy! And we’d just like to take this chance to …

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EPISODE #37: Totally McDuck!

EPISODE #37: Totally McDuck!

Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this podcast as a gift on my daughter’s wedding day. It’s got a bit in it where two fully grown men have a spontaneous rap battle over their favourite member of Totally …

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14 Things Doctors Don’t Want YOU To Know!

14 Things Doctors Don’t Want YOU To Know!

Doctors know a lot of things, there is no disputing that. My Doctor once looked into my eyes and saw the future. At least, I think that was a Doctor, albeit a homeless and drunk one. The point is, Doctors are smart. Very smart. They are Doctor Doctor Science Surgeon People and they have degrees …

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EPISODE #35: Bowie & Badger’s Bustop Bantz

EPISODE #35: Bowie & Badger’s Bustop Bantz

Let me show you how it works. First, you press play on the player. This readout tells you how much longer you have to go, this one tells you where you are, this one tells you where you were. You input comments on this keypad. Say, you wanna hear James on a bouncy castle, or …

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How To Work Out At Legoland Windsor Resort

How To Work Out At Legoland Windsor Resort

Okay bro, picture this – it’s your nine year old nephew’s birthday and you’ve gone with your actual bro’s family to Legoland Windsor Resort for a few days (God knows you need the company, you’ve spent every day for the past month staring into a gym mirror with only veiny arms and creatine shits to …

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Top 10 Tips for Freshers!!

Top 10 Tips for Freshers!!

The long summer has but recently knocked itself on the head, like a policeman with a baton in a comedy crime caper, unconscious for seemingly a year. You sit, nervously, panicking about the times ahead. ‘Boy,’ you say to yourself with a wistful sigh ‘University!’. But you shouldn’t panic, because university is not scary, and it’s …

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EPISODE #19: Return of the Offensive Toy

EPISODE #19: Return of the Offensive Toy

Time. It passes slowly, like a footballing snail. And yet, pass it does. For after months of worthless, heavy, dull time, the good times are here again: That’s right, the one thing that gave you the motivation to continue drifting through the abyss of time is back! It’s the return of the Verbal Discharge podcast! …

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