Tag: Funny

Corbyn and Nine Other Pop Culture Hitlers That Headlined At Glastonbury

Corbyn and Nine Other Pop Culture Hitlers That Headlined At Glastonbury

I could just see him. I pushed my head above the crowd at Glastonbury like a drowning rat desperately surfacing for air. He looked resplendent: his little moustache neatly trimmed, his armband secured tightly, and his Schutzstaffel hat tilted just slightly toward stage left. The crowd began to chant as he recited the final lines …

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Rocket League (PS4) – Part One

Rocket League (PS4) – Part One

  Last week Robbie and James played the game Cricket 2004, and found themselves dying of boredom. This week Jordan, James, and Robbie attempt to pull themselves from out of their stupor by playing the crisp and engaging Rocket League. Like three men who know nothing about football or cars, they talk about football and …

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I am Donald Trump’s Evil Twin – Dark Trump! (PART 1)

I am Donald Trump’s Evil Twin – Dark Trump! (PART 1)

Behold, mortals! Cower in fear at the presence of I, Dark Trump! You may well have heard of my twin brother, President Donald Trump. He’s been causing quite the stir of late in your petty ‘news outlets’ and ‘political spheres’. Truly, it cannot be denied that the Donald is a controversial and divisive figure, but …

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Eight Times Someone Definitely Said Something, Someplace, Sometime

Eight Times Someone Definitely Said Something, Someplace, Sometime

I’ve spent four years, two degrees, and over £50,000 broadening my horizons at University. What I learnt was this, somebody, somewhere, said something and that is somewhat important for some reason So here is the definitive list of some things people have said, with some citations, in some sort of a list.   1.    Erm… …

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What Apple ACTUALLY Did With Their Extra Thirteen Billion Euros!

What Apple ACTUALLY Did With Their Extra Thirteen Billion Euros!

Apple, the tech giant, multi media enterprise, and… fruit, known mainly for their IGrannySmith range of smartphones for elderly women, have been in the headlines recently for a little something known as Corporate tax avoidance. Ireland, land of potatoes and Jameson whisky, has allowed Apple to keep almost Thirteen Billion Euros in exchange for some gentle spooning every other …

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EPISODE #58: The Suicide Olympics

EPISODE #58: The Suicide Olympics

It’s the greatest show on Earth, as the world’s top specimens gather for a global event that thrills and excites people in every country the world over. That’s right, it’s another Verbal Discharge podcast! Welcome to the latest Verbal Discharge podcast, definitely live from the 2016 Olympic opening ceremony in Rio, and not a small …

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My Week at the Job Centre

My Week at the Job Centre

The job centre in Telford is a red-brick shard, a monolith that is supposed to puncture the thin membrane between unemployment and a shit job. As a fresh graduate, I have come to loath that little green job centre plus sign, a putrid goblin of a logo. As a creative writer I have made my fair share of …

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Listen Here, EU, I’ve Got Something To Say

Listen Here, EU, I’ve Got Something To Say

Alright, mate? How’s it going? How’s the wife and kids? Killed in a barn-fire? I’m sorry to hear that. Anyway, I can’t help but hear all this fuss about the EU. Its all over the place isn’t it? It’s on the tip of everyone’s tongue, like the Strictly final or a small piece of card …

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EPISODE #55: Verbal Discharge in the Morning!

EPISODE #55: Verbal Discharge in the Morning!

Welcome to another installment Verbal Discharge In The Morning, Britain’s premiere light entertainment show broadcast before 12PM! This week, The Jam frontman Paul Weller stops by to tell us about his new album My Name is Paul Weller, Gerbal Steinfeld has all the latest from what pundits are calling ‘The Football’, celebrity chef Liam Gallagher …

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EPISODE #54: Euro & Juliet

EPISODE #54: Euro & Juliet

Hey, nothing went wrong with the recording this week! It’s a minor miracle! And just in time for the Euros, the close of voting registration and the 6th anniversary of an average romcom! We’re back with relatively little thirst vengeance, as we celebrate the most important week of the year, depending on your priorities. This …

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